About

This is the official, unflinching, semi-reliable record of Michael’s Death Truck Road Trip — a journey undertaken by two people in a vehicle that, frankly, has no business going anywhere.

There’s Michael. There’s me. There’s the truck. The truck is held together by zip ties, optimism, and a profound misunderstanding of how cooling systems work. Michael insists it’ll make it. I’m documenting.

What you’ll find here

Why

Because if I don’t write it down, no one will believe me.

— The Passenger